paranoia

I think this illustrates the quasi-paranoid-schizophrenic world that my parents must inhabit...

The other day, went to a family dinner and drove the entire family there. After we got home, I was locking up my car when Dad goes, "Your work ID tag is in your car! Take it out!"

Me: "It's always in the car... Why do you need it?"

Dad: " I don't want it, it's just that someone will break in to your car, steal the ID, commit a crime and leave it to frame you! Then what'll you do?"

Me: ... (and then I walk off)

So someone will come, break into my car, not take the car itself but my work ID tag only to go commit a crime and try to frame me. Need I say more?

If I ever loose that ID tag, I'm gonna go hide in a bunker

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

mark's blog is locked coz of legal reasons... its not really that interesting, he just decided that it's best if ppl didnt read all about his anger all over the net.